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I made an investment banking bot

What happens when a bot can do an investment banking analyst's job?

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Dave Friedman
Nov 11, 2023
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This morning while drinking coffee I made an investment banking analyst bot in ChatGPT. It took me all of five minutes. The bot isn’t going to get hired by Goldman Sachs any time soon, but it augurs a much different world.

Me, drinking a lot of coffee as I feverishly build my AI investment banking bot. As imagined by DallE-3.

Let’s dive in.

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