Everyone’s waiting for GPT‑5 to show up on their MacBook.
But the real action isn’t happening in your laptop fan. It’s unfolding across gigawatt-scale data centers, power substations, and sovereign infrastructure projects. The future of intelligence isn’t local. It’s industrial. It doesn’t run on your battery. It runs on the grid.
A recent Substack post recycles the now-standard techno-optimist refrain:
“If current trends hold, by 2027 the computational power packed into a consumer laptop could rival the inference performance of a 2020-era A100 GPU and bring once-elite AI capabilities into everyday personal devices.”
It sounds plausible. It’s wrong.
Worse, it’s a comforting delusion, one that masks the true nature of the AI transition. The belief that compute efficiency curves will rescue us from the thermodynamic and infrastructural limits of frontier models isn’t just a bad forecast. It’s a category error. And it’s blinding the software-native class to what this decade actually demands.
Let’s get clear.
1. Thermodynamics Always Wins
The NVIDIA A100, a GPU already two generations behind, draws up to 400 watts and requires active datacenter-grade cooling to maintain throughput. By contrast, laptops are thermally capped at 60–150 watts, with even high-end gaming rigs throttling under sustained load.
Shrinking the performance of a datacenter card into a passively cooled, ultra-thin aluminum chassis isn’t Moore’s Law. It’s fantasy.
And here’s the real kicker: thermal dissipation scales non-linearly. The more power you pack into a smaller surface area, the harder it becomes to offload heat. You can’t run a hydroelectric dam in a coffee mug.
Even with architectural gains, the bottleneck isn’t just FLOPs. It’s power density and entropy extraction. You can compress transistors. You can’t compress thermodynamics.
2. Memory Bandwidth: The Bottleneck You Forgot
AI inference isn’t bound by compute alone. It’s bound by memory bandwidth.
An A100 delivers 2 TB/s using HBM2 memory. By comparison, the M3 Max MacBook Pro, a marvel of consumer silicon, achieves around 150 GB/s. That’s an order of magnitude short. And that delta matters.
Large models aren’t just math. They’re memory-hungry beasts:
Tens of gigabytes of weights
Growing context windows
Multimodal input tensors
This isn’t going to compress into LPDDR without massive architectural reinvention. And even if you pulled it off, the cost per GB for high-bandwidth DRAM remains prohibitively high for consumer margins.
Bandwidth per watt is now as important as FLOPs per watt. On that front, laptops are hobbled.
3. “If Current Trends Hold” Is a Mirage
This phrase conceals more than it reveals. Consider the actual trends:
Moore’s Law: asymptoting
Dennard Scaling: long dead
DRAM scaling: stalled
Transistor improvements: down to ~15% CAGR
Model size growth: doubling every 6–12 months
Grid interconnect times: 3–7 years for new capacity
We’re not coasting on a gentle slope. We’re crashing into nonlinear constraints. There are improvements, such as quantization, distillation, and mixture-of-experts, but they are lossy, narrow, and task-specific. They don’t deliver general capability parity with trillion-parameter models running across exaflop clusters.
And certainly not in a passively cooled laptop.
4. The Future Is Bifurcated, Not Decentralized
The laptop-as-GPT-5 fantasy rests on a seductive assumption: if local devices get smarter, centralized AI becomes obsolete.
It’s backwards.
Edge models will improve. You’ll get distilled, quantized, perhaps even sparsely activated models running on-device. They’ll be fine for local tasks. But meanwhile, the frontier won’t stand still. It will scale to GPT‑6, GPT‑10, and beyond, and it will:
Run on exaflop-scale clusters
Draw gigawatts of dedicated power
Operate in secure, centralized campuses
Be trained using petabyte-scale data pipelines and planetary orchestration layers
These are not gadgets. They are civilizational infrastructure.
The edge will not replace the frontier. It will increase demand for it. Just as smartphones didn’t kill cloud computing, local AI will drive more calls to upstream cognition and coordination.
5. AI Is Not SaaS
Here’s the real reason this fantasy persists: it flatters a dying worldview. The software-native class wants to believe AI will behave like SaaS: modular, capital-light, and margin-scalable.
But AI isn’t SaaS. It’s a thermodynamically expensive, capital-intensive, geopolitically-constrained, and physically-gated transformation. If you want GPT‑10, you’re going to need:
Nuclear or utility-scale renewables
Long-range transmission lines
Onsite substations
Advanced cooling systems
Zoning, permits, interconnect studies
Project finance stacks rivaling energy megaprojects
This isn’t “deploy script, watch revenue.” It’s concrete, copper, kilowatt-hours.
In short: you can’t run civilization-scale cognition on a MacBook.
Final Thought: Why the Fantasy Persists
The idea that “once-elite AI” will soon be local, ambient, and autonomously useful is emotionally appealing. It implies that progress is frictionless, infrastructure-free, and under your control.
But that’s not how intelligence at scale works.
The frontier isn’t shrinking to meet you. It’s growing into something far larger—something that looks more like Hoover Dam and less like your iPhone.
Thermodynamics doesn’t care about product roadmaps. It only respects systems that pay their entropy bill.
And that bill is coming due.